"10 Reasons Why "Gay Marriage is Wrong"

1) Being gay is not natural.


And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicone breasts.


2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.


In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.


3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.


People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.


4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all.


Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.


5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed.


And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.


6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.


So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.


7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.


Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight child​ren.


8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.


In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

(Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?)


9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.


Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.



10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.


Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


I found this here- [link]

Normally I ignore journals like these that tell you to copy and paste or whatever, but this one really caught my eye. I'm really bad at foreseeing arguments, but how can you argue against those comments? ...Validly. XD

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but maybe it'll help you if you get stuck in an argument or something. I know that happens to me, personally, a lot. So... yeah. Hope this helps you. Pro'ly won't help me too much just 'cause my memory sucks ass. XD But it's still really cool.

ALSO.
THE DA MOOD THINGY IS BROKEN AGAIN. >.> God damn.

OH HAY WAIT.
SOMETHIN' ELSE FOR Y'ALL.
I has a boyfriend now. Officially. I just went on my first date today. It was pretty fun. I'm happy, he's happy. It's all fun times. YAY.

Also... >.> <.<
'Member all them things I said about age differences...?
Yeah uh... disregard those. They don't matter. Age is retarded. It means nooothing.
The only reason age should matter is for the maturity levels and what the body can handle at certain ages. Yep. Oh yeah, and the whole consent thing. But that's just in general, not age specific. Something as irrelevant as when someone was born shouldn't come into play when you're talkin' 'bout love mmkay. SO YEAH. SCREW AGE DIFFERENCES. THEY MEAN SHIT. 'Kay bye. XD